By Gary Wien
originally published: 10/13/2017
Press reviews are pouring in for Springsteen on Broadway this week and, while the critics love the show, many fans are still upset at the ticket costs which started out at hundreds of dollars more expensive than his regular tour tickets. Die-hard fans who often attended multiple shows on each tour are struggling with the idea of being able to see just one performance or none at all. Rich Lynch, a writer/musician from New Jersey who now lives in Nashville, was so incensed by the comments he saw from Bruce fans that he actually wrote and recorded a "protest" song in their honor.
As a music fan, Lynch never imagined he would write a song about him that could be considered anything less than reverential, but then Bruce announced an 80-show run of dates on Broadway in New York City. As he noticed the amount of negative feedback on Springsteen-related websites and forums, he realized that he was not alone in feeling disappointed in the high ticket prices.
To be fair, Bruce Springsteen routinely sells out stadiums around the world. He has rarely performed in a venue as small as the Walter Kerr Theatre (under 950 capacity). In a way, this performance was always going to be special simply because of the intimate venue, but as details emerged about the show it became clear it wasn't simply another concert -- it was a night of stories, personal reflections, and music. In other words, Springsteen had created a true Broadway show. With that in mind, some believe the ticket prices should be judged against other hot tickets on Broadway (some which run into hundreds of dollars as well) instead of a regular concert.
"The idea for the song definitely came from seeing the widespread backlash and from talking to longtime fans," explained Lynch who said the highest ticket prices he's ever paid was $500 for a Broadway play. "At this point, if this was a political race, you'd find me on the side of the disillusioned party. I've definitely seen Bruce in concert over thirty times since the 80s and I've shook his hand on at least three occasions. I surely didn't wake up one morning and decide to deconstruct one of my lifelong heroes. But, when I found that ridiculous anagram I knew exactly what needed to be done."
The track is available to purchase at Bandcamp.com. The anagram came from the title of the show itself. That discovery, along with the comments he read online, brought a burst of inspiration.
"Something was bothering me about the name of the production," Lynch recalled. "I'm a creative person and often I'll employ unusual methods to help inspire my songwriting."
Lynch said he printed out an image of the marquee that read "Springsteen On Broadway" and using a scissors and some tape he cut out each individual letter and started rearranging them until he found a perfect anagram containing the unlikely but strangely fitting phrase: "Ow, A Bad Singer's Pony Rent".
"Once I stopped laughing I realized there might be something here," Lynch continued. "I quickly crafted three verses dealing with the universal subjects of greed, lost integrity and the dangers of blind faith and then the chorus basically wrote itself. The demo was done within 48 hours."
Despite admitting that odds were long that he would have actually traveled from Nashville to New York City to see the show, Lynch crafted a good song. He followed the concept of the Traveling Wilburys' cult classic, "Tweeter and the Monkey Man," and included several references to Springsteen in the lyrics to help illustrate the disillusionment expressed by many long-time fans.
"The sheep lined up on Broadway / Because the boss let out the decree
The change was made when they found out / What was lying underneath the marquee
Now he’s a fallen star they say / no longer heaven sent
The streets of New York City are paved with gold and tarred with disillusionment"
Lynch enlisted the help of Jay Pounders (former frontman of the band Crossfire Choir) to produce the track with Nashville guitarist Nick Johnson lending a strong classic rock vibe. The end result is a track that has been garnering good initial reviews.
Does Lynch worry about backlash from the song?
"For me, I'm a songwriter and an observer of life as it goes on around me," Lynch explained. "This song isn't necessarily from my point of view but it does tell the side of disillusioned fans. "I found support for this song in a Philly.com opinion piece called ‘Profiteering On Broadway’ that was published in September when the show was announced. In the article the author described how the people most likely sitting in the front row would be the Banker’s Hill types that Bruce had once railed against on his late career Wrecking Ball album."
Lynch says he last saw Springsteen perform live on November 22, 2009 in Buffalo, NY - the last time Clarence Clemons performed with the band. He seems content with that memory as the final chapter for him. The prices for the Broadway shows have priced him and many others out of the run. If you are among them, you might feel like putting on Lynch's song and joining the protest.
For more on Lynch's music visit www.richlynchband.com
Gary Wien has been covering the arts since 2001 and has had work published with Jersey Arts, Upstage Magazine, Elmore Magazine, Princeton Magazine, Backstreets and other publications. He is a three-time winner of the Asbury Music Award for Top Music Journalist and the author of
Beyond the Palace (the first book on the history of rock and roll in Asbury Park) and
Are You Listening? The Top 100 Albums of 2001-2010 by New Jersey Artists. In addition, he runs New Jersey Stage and the online radio station
The Penguin Rocks. His personal website is at
lightyscorner.com. He can be contacted at
[email protected].
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